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Forward Power!

To the tune of Queen’s “Staying Power”

Boy watch me go
Don’t think I’m so-so
When we’re cruising down the street
Inline-4’s the one that can’t be beat
Boy, fill my gas
Cause I’m so fast, fast, fast
I’ve got some forward power!
You and me, we’ve got some forward power!

I’m wondering when you’re going to race me
I’m wondering when you’re going to pace me
My pistons blaze on fire
Your revving my desire
With my oil so rich and smooth
Boy, I’m a car with an attitude
Boy, pump my gas
Pump it fast, fast, fast
I’ve got some real forward power!
You and me, we’ve got
Forward power!

I’m wondering when you’re going to test me
I’m wondering when you’re going to quest me
Go, boy, go
Don’t slow down my Tempo
Peeling rubber down the road
Watch out! My engine’s on overload
Boy, don’t think I’ll crash!
I’m so fast, fast, fast
I’ve got some real forward power!
You and me, we’ve got
Forward power!
Forward power!