• Private Possessions

    Naked with only a book. The brass door knob clicks as the solid plane of oak seals the man inside the claustrophobic room. He unfastens his belt, dropping his pants and underwear. The pale cheeks of the entrepreneur’s bottom affix to the chilled toilet seat. His body squirms for a few seconds until he achieves…

  • You’ve Pierced My Heart

    I’m just a foolIn love with youBut as for perfect, I ain’tIn fact my record’s a bit taintI fell in loveWhen you walked in the roomThe second I caught your eyeThe moment I smelled your perfume You’ve pierced my heartWith your arrow of loveYou’re my shining angelFrom heaven up aboveI don’t deserve youAnd you sure…

  • A Plea for Mercy: an Argumentative Essay

    There’s only one thing worse than having writer’s block for two weeks, and that is having writer’s block for two weeks while writing an argumentative essay that’s due. It’s a impeding experience – to try assembling an idea in your head when your mind is blocked by annoying distractions and people who never learn to…

  • The Borg Boogie-Woogie

    Well you can call me six of nineOr if you wish, two of threeWe all kinda look the sameLet us come over so you can seeWe don’t believe in independenceWe’re as communist as one can getBut here’s a question for youHave you considered becoming a Borg yet? Oh yeah,It’s the Borg Boogie-WoogieThe Borg Boogie-WoogieAssimilate here…

  • Bored Out of my Mind

    The radio’s brokenAnd the TV gets oldAnything excitingIs more precious than goldNothing ever happens around hereAnd that’s whyI’m bored out of my mind Wake up at sixBe in bed by nineThe things in betweenAre just a waste of timeNothing ever happens around hereAnd that’s whyI’m bored out of my mind My daddy watches overAs the…

  • Ford Thunderbird Research Paper

    If there was an American car which stood in a class of it’s own, it would have to be the Thunderbird, which was produced by Ford Motor Company from 1955 to 1997. Sure, the Thunderbird lacked the finesse of most European automobiles, the performance of sports cars like the Corvette or Mustang, or the cargo…