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A Valentine Medley
I go off to school every morning.Afternoons I spend thinking with my peers.I’ll have to excuse myself today.I’ll be back again,But right now I’ll be drowning in my tears! No messages for me in the evening,Not a word of care, not a single line!No hearts, no cards, no candyHas made my day not a dandy.Why […]
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Forward Power!
To the tune of Queen’s “Staying Power” Boy watch me goDon’t think I’m so-soWhen we’re cruising down the streetInline-4’s the one that can’t be beatBoy, fill my gasCause I’m so fast, fast, fastI’ve got some forward power!You and me, we’ve got some forward power!
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These Days Are Different.
These days are different. Gone are the machines we once knew.Gone is the wine we used to brew.Gone are the automobiles of old.Gone is diamond, silver, and gold. These days are different. Gone are the children that we loved.Gone are the eagles and the doves.Gone are rivers in which we swam.Gone are the trees of […]
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My Lovely Princess
T’was the first time that I saw you Was the first time I fell in love You were a princess from the seven seas An angel from above When you first wrote me a letter When you called me on the phone You made me feel like I was wanted But the truth said I […]
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Pat, My Cat
I once had a cat His name was Pat He liked to eat rats Rats that were fat On my bed, he sat Till he peed on my mat So I got my big bat And smashed him flat And that was that Of Pat, my cat.
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Breaking Down Again
Parody of Tears for Fears’ Break It Down Again Breaking down again…Keep losing my screws.Gotta get a repair.Mileage like an ant.Oil sticks to the floor! When the engine acts up, you know it’s breaking down!When the spark plugs foul out, when it hits that sound!The automatic transmission has been shot for months.The engine groans and […]
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