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Gasoline
Parody of Stone Temple Pilot’s Vasoline One time on interstate 93Silly thought just crossed my mindIt seems that gas costs way too high Is it good? Is it cheap?Is there full service at BP?Where’s the wash or the squeegee?Somewhere near the gasoline Northbound on highway 23Can’t get to work on timeIs it bad octane, I…
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Dandruff
Lately my hair’s been full of flakesMade me a turn-off to a lot of datesI’ve tried everything like Head & ShouldersBut nothing seems to doI’ve got to keep on washing my hairI’ll try any kind of shampoo Dandruff – full of flakesAll day and night as I knowDandruff – when my head shakesI can make…
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Class of ’95
Oh boy, yet another school yearWith more students and teachers to fearThis year I’m going to go the straight pathIn which I’ll try not to get an F in MathI can’t wait for English with books galoreOr Science where most students learn to snoreThe P.E. locker room is great if you’re gayAnd watching movies in…
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My Thunderbird
Take me through the night Driving down the highway with your shiny headlights Squeal on down the street My Thunderbird’s the only car that can’t be beat Well my daddy gave me this car Said it won in the big NASCAR Said it was one hell’uva vehicle to own The paint was flaking white Along…
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Change
So you’ve changed your mind on me I guess it was all doomed to be Never care about what I say It’s over away I won’t look back and say “Oh well” Cause now I feel like I’m in hell There’s too much pain for me to deny All I can do is cry So…
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The Taco Bell Rhapsody
Welcome to Taco BellCan I take your order please?Would you like a side of rice with that?Or perhaps some nacho cheese?We make good food for a cheap priceFifty-nine, seventy-nine, and ninety-nineIf we made it any cheaperWe might just blow your mindThe meat may not be freshAnd the beans not so hotHave you seen the guacamole?It…