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My Lovely Princess

T’was the first time that I saw you
Was the first time I fell in love
You were a princess from the seven seas
An angel from above

When you first wrote me a letter
When you called me on the phone
You made me feel like I was wanted
But the truth said I was alone

Princess, Princess
You pick me out of the pan and into the fire
I’m obsessed, Princess
You think you’re the truth, but you’re just a big liar
You bring madness, Princess
And it don’t matter if I cry
‘Cause you don’t give a damn

Now you’ve got a new lover boy
To him you always try to please
I’d like to throw him to the ground
Make him pray to God on his knees

On a one very special night
I was left all alone to cry
While all your friends were out there laughing
I was asking God, “Why?”

Princess, Princess
Every single word that you say is just an evil lie
I’m obsessed, Princess
Drained me dry of my blood and left me out to die
You bring madness, Princess
And it don’t matter if I die
‘Cause you don’t give a damn

Well now I’ve risen from my grave
I’ve wiped off all my tears
I’ve wiped off all my wounds
I’ve fought off my greatest fears

Now he’s taken you love and money
Took your fortune and fame
Left you for another woman
Left you stranded with your pain

Princess, Princess
Traded me like a card, rolled me like dice
Too bad, Princess
Priam’s daughter, now you pay the price
It’s just business, Princess
And it don’t matter if you cry
It don’t matter if you die
It don’t matter at all, cause I don’t give a damn

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Pat, My Cat

I once had a cat
His name was Pat
He liked to eat rats
Rats that were fat
On my bed, he sat
Till he peed on my mat
So I got my big bat
And smashed him flat
And that was that
Of Pat, my cat.

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Breaking Down Again

Parody of Tears for Fears’ Break It Down Again

Breaking down again…
Keep losing my screws.
Gotta get a repair.
Mileage like an ant.
Oil sticks to the floor!

When the engine acts up, you know it’s breaking down!
When the spark plugs foul out, when it hits that sound!
The automatic transmission has been shot for months.
The engine groans and grinds with the sound of a rod knock.
The radiator has been running dry for several years.
The underside has been reduced to a rust block.
And all the fluid, and all the oil in the world
won’t stop the oil from dripping onto the concrete ground!
I know it’s breaking down!

Breaking down again…
Gotten parts that are new
And are free of wear.
Want one new but I can’t
It’s just like before!

Now the speedometer’s falling, I know it breaking down!
I can hear the backfire, how I hate that sound!
No matter what octane I give, the engine still burps.
Borrowed a cap from a Tempo but it didn’t fit.
I’ve come to face the fact with this can of lemons.
I’ll have it towed tomorrow because it’s just a piece of shit!
And all the fluid, and all the gas in the world,
won’t stop the oil from dripping onto the concrete ground!
I know it’s breaking down!

Putting around,
Muffler’s on the ground.
Muffler’s on the ground with everything, all the parts and the gas tank dragging along, and along, and along, and along!
Putting around, putting around.
Putting….

I hope I get a new car, perhaps a Cadillac.
Something that runs without revving the cold engine hard!
But now I’m stuck with this pile of clanking crap.
The same one that’s flat to the ground!
I know it’s broken down!
Broken down, down…..

Breaking down again.
No more dreams of speeding.
No more gassing up.
It’s time to be hauled.
Breaking down again.
No more dreams of speeding…