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Gasoline

Parody of Stone Temple Pilot’s “Vasoline”

One time on interstate 93
Silly thought just crossed my mind
It seems that gas costs way too high

Is it good? Is it cheap?
Is there full service at BP?
Where’s the wash or the squeegee?
Somewhere near the gasoline

Northbound on highway 23
Can’t get to work on time
Is it bad octane, I wonder why?
Thirsty of gasoline we are
More mileage means more time
To wait on the road in this line

Is it good? Is it cheap?
Why does the pump continue to beep?
Where’s the restroom cause I’ve gotta pee?
Somewhere near the gasoline

You’ll see the road and you’ll see the signs
You’ll read the signs, and you will
Thirsty of gasoline we are

More mileage means more time
To wait on the road in this line
Is it good? Is it cheap?
Where’s a motel for me to sleep?
Isn’t this a song from STP?
Somewhere near the gasoline

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Abuse

Walk through your walls
Vanish your worst fears
Be helped, be guided
Wipe away those tears

Numb the pain – Numb the pain
Jump into a disillusion
Jump toward the quick solution
Numb the pain
No pain – All gain

Don’t face the facts
Don’t fight the war
Don’t bother with life
Break free of the bore
Use me forever
Use me for life
I’ll make you happy
I’ll numb you for life
I’ll numb you your life

Numb the pain – Numb the pain
Use me to numb the pain
Use me to boost your gain
You don’t need reality
You don’t need friends
Use me – Numb your pain
Numb your pain till it ends
Numb it. Numb it. Numb it.
I am the control of your pain.
I am your pain.

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My Thunderbird

Take me through the night
Driving down the highway with your shiny headlights
Squeal on down the street
My Thunderbird’s the only car that can’t be beat

Well my daddy gave me this car
Said it won in the big NASCAR
Said it was one hell’uva vehicle to own
The paint was flaking white
Along with a busted headlight
And the engine made this funny moan

The exhaust fumes really stunk
The whole thing was a piece of junk
To start it, you’d have to get out and shove
But I couldn’t find much better
At least it ran in sunny weather
My ’84 is the only car I love

Gun it all you’ve got
Keep revving till the engine glows red hot
Speed past the barrier of time
My Thunderbird’s the only car of it’s kind

I’ve been smoking down the court
But it ain’t the tires and it ain’t the torque
Cause my car’s responsible for all the pollution in L.A.
And the damn thing keeps on stalling
And the muffler keeps on falling
But besides the hassle, it’s mine and it’s here to stay

Take me through the night
Driving down the highway with your shiny headlights
Squeal on down the street
My Thunderbird’s the only car that can’t be beat