Parody of Aerosmith’s Livin’ on the Edge
There’s something wrong with my car today
The mechanic can’t figure it out
Something deep inside
Transmission’s shot, what can I say?
It’s pure junk by no doubt
I just don’t want to drive
I’m drivin’ on the edge…drivin’ on the edge
Drivin’ on the edge…drivin’ on the edge
There’s something broken in my car today
It’s big, whatever it is
And cost a billion bucks
I think I’ll have it towed away
I sure don’t think I’ll miss
This pile that really sucks
I’m drivin’ on the edge
You can’t stop the car from stalling
Drivin’ on the edge
Can’t start it up at all
Drivin’ on the edge
You can’t stop the car from stalling
Drivin’ on the edge
You can try all you want to fix it up, build it up
Rev it up, but it won’t help at all
Who knows what it is? A broken piston?
That might be why all the spark plugs are missing
Junk it, man
It will just stall on you my friend
Again and again and again and again
My car decided to die today
The muffler’s dragging on the ground
And the engine’s really hot
As far as that crap pile, I won’t delay
I’m having it melted at wreckage pound
Cause my car’s completely shot
I’m drivin’ on the edge
You can’t stop the car from stalling
Drivin’ on the edge
Can’t start it up at all
Drivin’ on the edge, etc.