The Taco Bell Rhapsody

Welcome to Taco Bell
Can I take your order please?
Would you like a side of rice with that?
Or perhaps some nacho cheese?
We make good food for a cheap price
Fifty-nine, seventy-nine, and ninety-nine
If we made it any cheaper
We might just blow your mind
The meat may not be fresh
And the beans not so hot
Have you seen the guacamole?
It looks worse than snot
We may give incorrect change
Or fumble up your order
But that’s what you should expect
When you run for the border