Lately my hair’s been full of flakes
Made me a turn-off to a lot of dates
I’ve tried everything like Head & Shoulders
But nothing seems to do
I’ve got to keep on washing my hair
I’ll try any kind of shampoo
Dandruff – full of flakes
All day and night as I know
Dandruff – when my head shakes
I can make a sunny day snow
Well I’m soaking my hair in turpentine
I hope this will make my hair
I can keep scrubbing my hair till I go bald
But the flakes keep on falling down
Don’t touch me – Don’t brush me – Don’t feel my hair
Or your smile will turn to a frown
Dandruff – full of flakes
All day and night as I know
Dandruff – when my head shakes
I can make a sunny day snow
Dandruff – full of flakes
My head keeps peeling white
Dandruff – when my head shakes
I’m flaking through the night
I’m flaking through the night