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Gasoline
Parody of Stone Temple Pilot’s “Vasoline” One time on interstate 93 Silly thought just crossed my mind It seems that gas costs way too high Is it good? Is it cheap? Is there full service at BP? Where’s the wash or the squeegee? Somewhere near the gasoline Northbound on highway 23 Can’t get to work…
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Abuse
Walk through your walls Vanish your worst fears Be helped, be guided Wipe away those tears Numb the pain – Numb the pain Jump into a disillusion Jump toward the quick solution Numb the pain No pain – All gain Don’t face the facts Don’t fight the war Don’t bother with life Break free of…
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Pop
Pop was bad.He took no time to get mad.Pop was huge.He wouldn’t take no abuse.Pop was cruel.Refused to take crap from school. When he called out roll everydayHe stood up and had forgotten what to say Pop,Hey Pop, keep calmTell the children – they wanna know what’s going on Pop,Hey Pop, keep calmTell the children…
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Gasoline
Parody of Stone Temple Pilot’s Vasoline One time on interstate 93Silly thought just crossed my mindIt seems that gas costs way too high Is it good? Is it cheap?Is there full service at BP?Where’s the wash or the squeegee?Somewhere near the gasoline Northbound on highway 23Can’t get to work on timeIs it bad octane, I…
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Dandruff
Lately my hair’s been full of flakesMade me a turn-off to a lot of datesI’ve tried everything like Head & ShouldersBut nothing seems to doI’ve got to keep on washing my hairI’ll try any kind of shampoo Dandruff – full of flakesAll day and night as I knowDandruff – when my head shakesI can make…
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Class of ’95
Oh boy, yet another school yearWith more students and teachers to fearThis year I’m going to go the straight pathIn which I’ll try not to get an F in MathI can’t wait for English with books galoreOr Science where most students learn to snoreThe P.E. locker room is great if you’re gayAnd watching movies in…