Well you can call me six of nine
Or if you wish, two of three
We all kinda look the same
Let us come over so you can see
We don’t believe in independence
We’re as communist as one can get
But here’s a question for you
Have you considered becoming a Borg yet?
Oh yeah,
It’s the Borg Boogie-Woogie
The Borg Boogie-Woogie
Assimilate here – assimilate there
Next thing you know, there’s Borg everywhere
Who knows how we got here?
All we know is we’re from outer space
We have come with one mission in mind
To assimilate the human race
If you’ve never seen a Borg before
I’ll prepare you for the pain
We’ve got too much chlorine in our blood
And transistors in our brain
Data thinks our Queen’s a foxy lady
Even though she’s cold and slimy
If your girlfriend’s head could disconnect from her body
Would you really agree?
There’s nothing quite as ridiculous
Than when Picard tells his crew to “engage”!
Or the air filters Geordi wears on his eyes
Or that Riker always forgets to shave
Mr. Worf better stop his growling
Cause the Klingon thing just won’t do
And by the way, we’ll take Counselor Troi
We could always use a mind-reader too
Oh yeah,
It’s the Borg Boogie-Woogie
The Borg Boogie-Woogie
Assimilate here – assimilate there
Next thing you know, there’s Borg everywhere
Who knows how we got here?
All we know is we’re from outer space
We have come with one mission in mind
To assimilate the human race