Author: Aaron

  • My Thunderbird

    Take me through the night Driving down the highway with your shiny headlights Squeal on down the street My Thunderbird’s the only car that can’t be beat Well my daddy gave me this car Said it won in the big NASCAR Said it was one hell’uva vehicle to own The paint was flaking white Along…

  • Change

    So you’ve changed your mind on me I guess it was all doomed to be Never care about what I say It’s over away I won’t look back and say “Oh well” Cause now I feel like I’m in hell There’s too much pain for me to deny All I can do is cry So…

  • The Taco Bell Rhapsody

    Welcome to Taco BellCan I take your order please?Would you like a side of rice with that?Or perhaps some nacho cheese?We make good food for a cheap priceFifty-nine, seventy-nine, and ninety-nineIf we made it any cheaperWe might just blow your mindThe meat may not be freshAnd the beans not so hotHave you seen the guacamole?It…

  • Drivin’ on the Edge

    Parody of Aerosmith’s Livin’ on the Edge There’s something wrong with my car todayThe mechanic can’t figure it outSomething deep insideTransmission’s shot, what can I say?It’s pure junk by no doubtI just don’t want to drive I’m drivin’ on the edge…drivin’ on the edgeDrivin’ on the edge…drivin’ on the edge There’s something broken in my car…

  • A Valentine Medley

    I go off to school every morning.Afternoons I spend thinking with my peers.I’ll have to excuse myself today.I’ll be back again,But right now I’ll be drowning in my tears! No messages for me in the evening,Not a word of care, not a single line!No hearts, no cards, no candyHas made my day not a dandy.Why…

  • Forward Power!

    Forward Power!

    To the tune of Queen’s “Staying Power” Boy watch me goDon’t think I’m so-soWhen we’re cruising down the streetInline-4’s the one that can’t be beatBoy, fill my gasCause I’m so fast, fast, fastI’ve got some forward power!You and me, we’ve got some forward power!