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Drivin’ on the Edge
Parody of Aerosmith’s Livin’ on the Edge There’s something wrong with my car todayThe mechanic can’t figure it outSomething deep insideTransmission’s shot, what can I say?It’s pure junk by no doubtI just don’t want to drive I’m drivin’ on the edge…drivin’ on the edgeDrivin’ on the edge…drivin’ on the edge There’s something broken in my car…
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A Valentine Medley
I go off to school every morning.Afternoons I spend thinking with my peers.I’ll have to excuse myself today.I’ll be back again,But right now I’ll be drowning in my tears! No messages for me in the evening,Not a word of care, not a single line!No hearts, no cards, no candyHas made my day not a dandy.Why…
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Forward Power!
To the tune of Queen’s “Staying Power” Boy watch me goDon’t think I’m so-soWhen we’re cruising down the streetInline-4’s the one that can’t be beatBoy, fill my gasCause I’m so fast, fast, fastI’ve got some forward power!You and me, we’ve got some forward power!
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These Days Are Different.
These days are different. Gone are the machines we once knew.Gone is the wine we used to brew.Gone are the automobiles of old.Gone is diamond, silver, and gold. These days are different. Gone are the children that we loved.Gone are the eagles and the doves.Gone are rivers in which we swam.Gone are the trees of…
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My Lovely Princess
T’was the first time that I saw you Was the first time I fell in love You were a princess from the seven seas An angel from above When you first wrote me a letter When you called me on the phone You made me feel like I was wanted But the truth said I…
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Pat, My Cat
I once had a cat His name was Pat He liked to eat rats Rats that were fat On my bed, he sat Till he peed on my mat So I got my big bat And smashed him flat And that was that Of Pat, my cat.